This is our Pacman Chuck Norris Jokes version though I know some others will argue
that Chuck Norris is still the awesome dude in the world and number 1 to nothing.
I wonder if we match them up and who will win, maybe the World is not yet
ready for this kind Apocalyptic Event.
1. Pacman killed all his buddies when he was a sperm (that's the first killing he did)
2. Pacman soft punch is enough to alter your DNA
3. Alien crop circles are actually Pacman punches when he punching the corn fields on the ground.
4. Titanic actually was sank because of an ice from Pacman's Halo-halo .
5. In Plants vs. Zombies, Pacman wons.
6. In Plants vs. Zombies, Pacman will kill Plants and plant the Zombies.
7. In Plants vs. Zombies, Pacman will plant one kangkong to kill all the Zombies.
8. Pacman can hit 2 stones in 1 bird.
9. Pacman made Batman returned in Garfield's the Movie.
10. Pacman can speak Japanese thru writings.
11. When Pacman trying to hit himself, he always able to dodge the killing blow.
12. Giraffe never exist not until Pacman did an uppercut to a horse.
13. You know why Boy Abunda is popular, because he's the only who can makes Pacman laugh.
14. Pacman made Boy Abunda a real Boy but then he find him better if he's not.
15. Pacman made Kris Aguino to nose bleed
16. The Philippines archepelogo was 1million islands not until Pacman made the other islands sank and left only the islands that he likes.
17. The last thing that Pacman's opponent will see is just his boxing gloves and then after a while he'll see his creator.
18. Pacman has actually 3 initials , its W.M.D (Weapon of Mass Destruction)
19. Pacman made Mt.Taal the smallest volcano, before it was as big as mt.Fuji.
20. Before the Philippines had a 4 big main islands , but since he likes a flag that has a 3 stars... He punched the other island away and now we called it as China.
21. Socials studies has been changed to Pacman studies.
22.
Magellan supposed to die in Gen.San but seems he know he will die painfully there he skip it and choose to go to Mactan.
23. Japanese learned harakiri after learning Pacman lives in the Philippines.
24.
Philippine's flag has 2main colours (red blue) and those are Pacman favorite colors and he only allowed to use.
25. Pacman so fast that he can fight in ten Boxing rings at the same time.
26. Pacman is so fast that he can watch his fight with the audience outside while fighting in the ring.
27. Pacman is so fast that they invented 1gazillion per frame camera just to see how did he hand-shake to his before the fight.
28. Pacman is so fast that his shaddow needs to take a taxi to catch up.
29. Pacman wears a glove just to make sure he can't hit the audience outside.
30. Pacman enters the ring with a smile to show his opponent he'll be having happy death soon.
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