I was thinking of good jokes for ERAP... but since those jokes are overrated so I changed it into general. Our Politicians are like BLONDE jokes in US and you can actually find their connection.





QUESTION 1

Q : Bat nagtakbuhan ang mga Politician pauwi nung matapus ang libing?

A: Kasi me nakalagay na sign "REMAINS WILL BE CRIMINATED"


QUESTION 2

A: Bat maagang umuwi ang mga politicians galing sa kanilang trip sa Disneyland
B: Nakakita kasi sila ng road signs na "DISNEYLAND --- LEFT"


QUESTION 3

Q : Bakit tahimik ang mga politician sa senate hearing
A: Kasi baka malista sa noisy kasi hearing lang



QUESTION 4

Q: Pano gawing busy ang mga Politician sa Senado?
A: Bigyan ng papel na me nakalagay sa kabilaan na 'Turn the next page'




QUESTION 5

Q: Pano mo babaguhin ang desisyon ng Politician?
A: Hipan mo ang taenga






... more to come

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