This is our Pacman Chuck Norris Jokes version though I know some others will argue
that Chuck Norris is still the awesome dude in the world and number 1 to nothing.
I wonder if we match them up and who will win, maybe the World is not yet
ready for this kind Apocalyptic Event.
1. All Pacman's opponent are betting on him so they can win some cash that's why they're still happy after they lost
2. Pacman's so fast that when he's fighting he can watch himself along with audience outside , of course he's eating popcorn and cheering himself
3. Counting Pacman's punches is like counting the infinity
4. During Pacman's fight, there are actually a thousand of scientist counting his punches at the back of arena. They used extreme geeky formulas to come up with the computations
5. NASA discovered the easiest way to reach the other side of our galaxy without wasting mega years and expensive equipments. This is using Pacman's full strength punch. They haven't testesd it yet because theres no one would like to volunteer
6. Scientist found a way to resurrect Einstien not to invent man's innovation but to come up a formula to count Pacman punches per secs
7. Pacman's told the historian that the name of Philippines is originates from his name. No one dares to disagree so they took his proclaimation
8. Pacman can eat a Balut out from the TRex egg
9. Marikina faultlineis came from Pacman's rage after he bought a bad quality of shoe from a store there
10. There's a good news they finally found a cure for AIDs the bad news is,the cure is coming from Pacman's uppercut
11. Pacman doesn't need a coach to know what to do, he tells what the coach needs to do
12. Every Pacman's fight there's a small break every round. This is to give the judges time to watch the super mega slowmo replay and to count his punches. Actually they're just assuming with numbers because Pacman's punches is inifinity
13. When you hit Pacman with a car, don't worry he'll pay you with the damage
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