This is our Pacman Chuck Norris Jokes version though I know some others will argue
that Chuck Norris is still the awesome dude in the world and number 1 to nothing.
I wonder if we match them up and who will win, maybe the World is not yet
ready for this kind Apocalyptic Event.
1. Happy Meal in Mcdo literary means that you're happy that your having your meal without Pacman knocking you down
2. Hidden Soldier was a shampoo came from Head and Shoulder before. They changed it because Pacman said it so
3. Don't ever tell a knock knock jokes with Pacman.
4. Pacman has a twin brother but for the sake of humanity he killed it. The World can not stand two Pacmans.
5. Pacman can get Blackjack in one card.
6. Against to what's other used to believe, Pacman knows only one punch and he called it killer punch.
7. In the phillipines, the first cyber crime that the goverment approved was , no one should laugh about Pacman's post in twitter.. And the said law is punshible by death from Pacman's 'Go To Hell to LELONG MONG PANOT' Punch...
8. Pacman can make Bagoong out from Killer Sharks.
9. Wapakman did not win nor made to blockbuster movie because all the judges can't stands the violence and punching impact of Pacman.
10. Most people thought Wapakman is a apocalyptic movie with extra violence horrific content.
11. The first plan in Wapakman is to put it on 3D theater, unfortunately they put it down because they found out its too dangerous to see Pacman's punch in 3D.
12. In Wapakman the dummies that Pacman's punched from scenes ran away and didn't find till then.
13. Pacman only gets a double for his crying scenes in Wapakman.
14. Pacman's yahoo id is yahoo@mannypaquiao.com.
15. When Pacman uses a PC to login, he'll just type 'its me Manny' and it will automatically login.
16. Pacman made the scientist agreed that the Big Bang theory is true, though they haven't done any research nor did any proofs .
17. When Pacman's send you a birthday card and its not yet your birthday, it means you have to celebrate it from that day from now own.
18. KFC changed their commercial name officialy after Pacman announced that he will punch whoever says kentucky fried chicken.
19. Madam Auring is Pacman's favorite clown aside from Ronald Mcdonald.
20. The reason why Willie's show can not bring them down is because that's the only show that's make Pacman's laugh specially when Willie's doing the drama.
21. Jollibee was a yellow bee not until he found out Pacman hates yellow bee.
22. Pacman is the reason why Easter Bunny hides hia eggs.
23. Pacman can win a cheese just using 1 king against complete set.
24. If you place the word "Paquiao" in Scrabble it will give you 1000points with a free hit punch against to your opponents
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