MANNY PACQUIAO JOKES

Las Vegas


“Ang ganda ng bigas!” Iyan ang sabi ni Mommy Dionisia

pagkagaling ng Las Vegas, Nevada.



YOU IS


‘you iS!’
‘you is!’
‘you is!’
-siGaw ni aLing dionisia pgdating sa Amerika. Andito na aq sa

‘you is!’



Waiter sa Las Vegas

Waiter: May i take ur order, madam?
Aling Dionisia: Soup
Waiter: Chicken, asparagus, noodle, fish or soup of the day?
Aling Dionisia: Soup drenks!




La Greta

Gretchen: “I want my hair dyed jet black, cut it short and then

treat it with lots of keratin extracts.”
Aling Dionisia: “I want my hair dyed gold, curl i to the

fullest level then implant one diamond at the tip of every

strand.:
Taob ang La Greta!








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